Aloha!

I recently read this section, and realized I hadn't updated it in over a year! In that time, we've moved to Australia, had a new baby (added to this blog as Babyroo!), and Babykins is now 3! It's been an exciting year.

I'm not even pretending anymore that I'll add to this blog every few days. It's more like once or twice a month - if I'm lucky. But thanks to everyone for continuing to read it. I love my family, and I hope you do, too!

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Dear Michelle Duggar

Dear Michelle Duggar,

How do you do it?  I have one 7 month old baby, and I am always tired, occasionally cranky, and only recently started doing my makeup again.  You have 19 children, and not only do you always seem like a bastion of serene calmness, your clothes are ironed, your hair is done, and you somehow manage to home school everyone.

I'd be willing to bet you never look up at 1 pm and realize you forgot to brush your teeth.

So again I ask, how do you do it?  I can't imagine you've had a full night's sleep in the last 20 years.  Is it that you've completely accepted your role as stay-at-home mom, so never get frustrated when you're cleaning up the gazillionth mess of the day?  Is it because you finally have children old enough to help?  Or is there a special mommy handbook I just haven't discovered, yet?  If so, I'll send my address and postage if you'll pop it in the mail.

Sincerely,
Mommykins

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