I think the title is pretty self-explanatory, so let's jump right in. These are all things I've found myself saying over the last couple months:
Don't lick the TV!
Please don't try to eat the rug.
No, you can't go to the library naked.
Did you get that cracker out of the trash? Spit it out right now!
Good farts! (Although I only say this when she's on the potty, I swear!)
Stop trying to walk on the wall.
Anything else I can expect to hear coming out of my mouth over the next few years that I never would have expected?
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